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The Nice Guys (2016)

It's not my nose that grows. #quote

March: Oh yeah, I can't smell.
Healy: What?
March: I got hit in the head a while back. I lost my sense of smell.
Healy: You can't smell?
March: Yeah.
Healy: Wow. You're a detective who can't smell?
March: Yeah.
Healy: Oh, this just keeps getting better and better.
March: Wow, that's really insensitive. #quote

March: What are you doing here?
Holly: Giving you a rimjob.
March: What? RIMSHOT! RIMSHOT! #quote

Judith Kuttner: My name is Judith Kuttner. I work for the Department of Justice.
March: Okay. Well, that explains basically nothing. #quote

March: You're supposed to be at Jessica's.
Jessica: Yeah, sorry, Mr. March. My sister kicked us out. She's having a guy over.
March: Your sister's such a slut.
Jessica: Yeah, I know. #quote

Holly: Why don't we invite him in?
March: No animals in the house, sweetheart. #quote

Bartender: They got fuckin' bodyguards. Kind of had their balls removed. What's that called? Huh?
Healy: Marriage? #quote

Mrs. Glenn: Does this mean my niece is dead?
March: YES!
March: I mean, you know, yes. She was murdered. I'm sorry. #quote

Holly: You beat people up and charge money ?
March: Yeah, Sad, isn't it ?
Holly: That's really your job?
Healy: Yeah.
Holly: No way. So how much would you charge to beat up my friend Janet? #quote

Kid: You guys wanna see my dick?
March: Nobody wants to see your dick, dude. #quote

March: Jesus Christ! One at a time!
Janet: You took the lord's name in vain.
Holland March: No I didn't, Janet. I found it very useful actually. #quote

March: I was in the pool.
Healy: You were in the pool?
March: Yeah.
Healy: Why?
March: I had to question the mermaids. #quote

Marriage is buying a house for someone you hate. #quote

Policeman: Just following orders.
March: You know who else was just following orders? Hitler. #quote

Holly: Dad there's like whores here and stuff.
March: Sweetheart how many times have I told you don't say "and stuff". Just say, "Dad there are whores here." #quote