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The Office (2005)

The only problem is, whenever I try to make a taco, I get too excited and I crush it. #quote

Jim: Is it me or does it smell like updog in here?
Michael: What's "updog"?
Jim: Nothing much, what's up with you?

Michael: Why do you have a diary?
Dwight: To keep secrets from my computer. #quote

Pam: Stop dating my mother!
Michael: You know what? I'm gonna start dating her even harder. #quote

Why are all these people here?
There's too many people on this earth.
We need a new plague. #quote

Okay, well, come on! Let's have an auction! Let's do this!
We'll auction off people, like in the olden days. #quote

Michael: Oh my God, Pam, those make you look so ugly. Pam, in order to get hotter, you take the glasses off. You're moving in the wrong direction...
Pam: I don't have my contacts.
Michael: I can't even hear you. it's just noise coming out of an ugly scientist. #quote

I hate so much about the things you choose to be. #quote

Pam Beesly: You came up to my desk, and you said, "This might sound weird, and there's no reason for me to know this, but that mixed-berry yogurt you're about to eat has expired."
Jim Halpert: That was the moment that you knew you liked me?
Pam Beesly: Yup.
Jim Halpert: Wow. Can we make it a different moment?
Pam Beesly: Nope. #quote