Roy Review

I didn't have any courage to watch this film in theater so I skipped it. Today when it finally came up on Colors, I summoned all my courage to give it a try. I was wrong, I should I watched it earlier, movies like these are inspiration to film critics. There is so much room to lambast smile emoticon

Story of this movie is about the protagonist, who is trying to make a movie but he doesn't have a story. So profound! That's what happens when you pay peanuts to your scriptwriter and spend a bomb in pedicure of your bombshell. Result - Scriptwriter runs away and your incompetent nincompoop Director dabbles his hand at writing story. Cameraman literally shoots his frustration and shares his pain with audience.

Arjun Rampal watched late night show of Hunterrr before acting in this one. Though out, he tries to maro chance on Jack-andezz like a jackass but no luck to avail. Damsel is nothing short of a sugar candy and is busy saving her wrists from havoc of ants instead. You can hear her cooing Cheetiyan kalaiyaan waaaah. Shernaz Patel plays Asst Director and is heavily inspired by Kiran Rao and thinks that with persuasion she can also get her Mr imperfect.

Finally better sense prevailed to Director and he casted a sensible actor Ranbir Kapoor to woo some moolah. Director also strategically named movie "Roy" (Roys are 15% of West Bengal population, ~1.35 Cr as estimated by fakingnews). He could have as well named the movie "Sharma". More people would have come to watch it.

Towards the end, when Ankit Tiwari was asked how did you find the story.. he cries out loud, Ae Story.. Tu Hai ke nahiiii.. Tu Hai ke nahiiiii. You can sense the dard in the voice of this mard. Ok a bad one tongue emoticon

Tagline: Krupya, Roy dekhein aur royein. coz pain is meant to be shared

Still, if you are looking for potential reasons to watch movie:

1. Extra long legs of Jack-andez

2. Awesome picturesque drool worthy resorts n hotels

3. Inspiration to become an entrepreneur. Coz any salaried class can't afford those resorts n hotels

4. Example of a delivery slower than even Rajat Bhatia's (KKR fame)