re:View : Season 7

Two old men yell at a cloud called Total Recall.

Rich and Jay talk about the underseen vampire western Near Dark, starring Lance Henriksen, Bill Paxton, and a whole bunch of landscape shots of the sun rising.

Your favorite Midwestern Morons™ are back! It's Mike and Rich here to complain about their favorite complain to complain about Star Trek: Picomplain! Will they likes it? Was they hate it? Don't it matter? Nobody will remember this show in a year after the bombs fall and we all hunt each other for food and shelter.

Vomit is the stomach's way of saying no thank you to Taco Bell.

With a new Sam Raimi movie on the horizon, Jay and Rich revisit his first kind of comic book style movie, Darkman! Starring Liam Neeson and Dr. Giggles.

"There comes a time in a man's life when a coffin looks more appealing than a warm bed" - Kirk Douglas

Rich and Mike both put on their adult diapers to sit down and discuss 4 of the last Star Trek Picard episodes before the season finale. With almost too much to talk about, the two men nearly have mental breakdowns. Rich realizes that his diaper is overflowing mid-shoot and ends up calling his home hospice nurse to come and care for him and bring him a lollypop. Mike needs CPR administered at one point, but then realizes he just needed more beer. Picard gets hit by a car driven by Brent Spiner

Rick and Morty talk about Star Trek: Picard's emotional finale and embarrassing conclusion. What does it all means? How does they all get to the end of the show while having all the feels and crying butterfly tears? Finally! Patrick Stewart had his say in the direction of Star Trek. He got to act and have all the character moments he always wanted! The result: A turd the size of the moon fell on my face. He rubbed his old shit in my mouth and told me that Picard's mother hanging herself was this

Mike decides to see what Obi-Wan is all about. Expecting to see a show about a night club set in the world of Indiana Jones, he's sorely disappointed to find out the show is about "Star Wars". However, after watching a few episodes... he's intrigued. It's not as bad as Star Trek: Picard. The show seems somewhat competent? it's thought out with some basis of logic on what an audience might want? Mike cannot believe his eyes. A show that didn't get totally screwed up? What gives? How did this

Rich and Jay discuss the classic 1988 film noir zany animated groundbreaking visual effects masterpiece Who Framed Roger Rabbit while somehow never once mentioning the name of animation legend Richard Williams.

It's time to talk about recycling! I mean Star Wars! Mike, Jay and Witch Evans sit down to discuss the last two episodes of Orba Wand Kenobi! What will happen? Star Wars things happen that we've seen before. Rich Evan's unwashed hands are rubbed in his own face resulting in pink eye AND Covid infections that he then spreads to thousands later at his one man show "Evans Live on the Sunset Strip" which he performs in Milwaukee, WI. During this live event Evans vomits up Clown Soup™ and spits on

Jay and Josh discuss the first and final feature film from Canadian comedy troupe The Kids in the Hall...Brain Candy! From the director of the beloved classic film National Lampoon's Senior Trip. Is the movie as bad as its reputation????

Set phasers to "grandpa" as Rich and Jay talk about a stuffy old Western. Or is it????? It's The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly...one of the most famous and influential movies ever made, and it was done by some weird Italian guy.

Boooooo-urns! It's October, which means it's time for creepy movies. Like Creepshow! Directed by George A Romero and written by Stephen King. A Creepshow 2 discussion will also be coming later this month. Happy October!

Of course these old whites gotta talk about Milwaukee's most famous serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer! Mike and Jay sit down for a frank and honest discussion about Dahmer, the new Netflix ten hour long series thing that stars Evan's Peter as the notorious cannibal serial killah. ICYDK Dahmer was a creepy man from the past who lured gay men to his apartment and did terrible things to them after drugging them. He's kind of like Bill Cosby, but not like that at all. Except for the drugging part. And

Jay and Josh are back to discuss Creepshow 2! Watch as they give a middling review to a middling movie that some people inexplicably like even more than the classic first Creepshow. That don't make no sense, Poncho! Everything...literally everything...is several notches below the original in terms of quality. But does it still have merit? Sure, whatever. Who cares? Is it time for death yet?

Whoops! We accidentally made an almost hour long video about The Garbage Pail Kids Movie!

The time has finally come for three middle aged men to talk about a children's franchise. On the internet!!! Nobody has ever done this before! Rich and Jay are joined by DC Comics artist Freddie Williams to talk about the 1990 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film! Freddie has drawn Ninja Turtles comics and Rich has read many Ninja Turtles comics, so they're the perfect duo to explain all this nonsense to Jay, who just liked to see the silly rat say "Cowabunga" at the end of the film when he was 10