The Smurfs Review

Never has a cash grab been any more smurfin' obvious in the history of cinema. Not even Foodfight was this obvious - all the product placement, the blatant unoriginality, the godawful puns (approved by the Peyo family), the in-your-face marketing schemes; Grouchy falls in love with a Ms. Green plush doll. You know, the female M&M?

It further goes to show that if you add a touch of realism to a beloved classic cartoon character's eyes, the result will take a crap on its legacy as well as the memories of children's parents and therefore will never be any better than a stupid attempt at moneymaking. And before you ask, Mr. Peabody & Sherman doesn't count.