Reviews & Ratings for
Radhe (2021)

Hardcore Sallu Bhai Fan Review :
We watch movies for Entertainment not for knowledge or story. There is a lot of books who gives us knowledge and story.

With same thinking I seen my dear Sallu bhai’s mega blockbuster film Radhe 4 times already.
When our mood something off for corona then we goto cinemas and watch movies to get happiness. No one go to cinema for knowledge. If no corona, me buy 25 tickets of his movies and see them again and again, my family wonder where I gone when Sallu bhai comes.

Sallu Bhai always gives. Never He takes. He gives big punch to villain, He runs fast, He tears off his shirt. Only giving us pleasure and happiness. I give back my whistle when he sings seeti maar.

But many stupid people who don’t know to live, they want to take knowledge away from sallu bhai cinema.
Basically these people only hater of my Sallu bhai. His all movies give happiness. Race 3, Dabangg 3, Jai Ho, Tubelight all are my best pictures.

All people hating, go die. Sallu Bhai film is 10000 out of 10.


My Review :

‘My apologies, it seems a hard core Sallu fan somehow got into my page and posted a review before I could!

Now that the troll who hijacked my review is gone, let me actually review, PADHE… Your most Crappy Bhai.

My Sallu obsessed hijacker of review has already taken you though his favourite points in the film. Let me state mine: the ending.

This movie is a sheer 1h49mins of torture to every sensory organ in your body. This can’t even be called a movie / film. Unlike Bharat which I found to be alright. This is audio visual experiment on how to extract confession from suspects / criminals or unwitting junta who somehow got strapped to a chair in front of this ‘film’.
There is no editing to speak of, scenes just tumble in one after the other. The music is one constant radhe radhe in the background. The color grading is lifted from Kaante. The VFX is from a PS3 era game, especially the ending chopper scene.

Oh, the Cheap Flash knock off scene, where Sallu bhai suddenly is faster than a blink of an eye, not to mention when the villain hits him on the arm with a metal rod, his arm makes a clanking sound!
I get it, the scene was copied from I,Robot, where Will Smith’s characters arm is ACTUALLY made of metal. The only reason sallu bhai is not copying MCU stunts is because they can’t do it. Budget and expertise are missing.

Salman’s is dead inside. He has nothing going on. No emotion on his face, no energy in his movements. Jackie Shroff acts younger than him and is a lot fitter. The heroine Disha Patni or Patani, who knows or cares, is an eye sore at best. Terrible makeup makes her look like a transvestite in most scenes and her dance is stomach churning. Jackie Shroff is reduced to a comedy perverted cop, who does actually nothing in the film. The villain played by Randeep Hooda is stab happy and fake CGI blood spouts out from his random stabbings. He doesn’t act, he just shows his knife and keeps stabbing. That’s what passes as a menacing villain in a Salman khan film.

The way the film is shot is amazing, the light source is visible in quite a few scenes and the camera work is beyond basic. I have seen better shot student films. Prabhu Deva is probably the worst director of big blockbusters in this century. He makes Rohit Shetty look like an auteur. I really want to be on the sets of his films like, Action Jackson or Radhe to see how he is making such visual diarrhoea. I am also convinced that he has no respect for women. In his films, they exist only to be raped, killed or show off their bodies. Or at best, the hero will make a woman realize how awesome she is, by mansplaining things to her.

In our country, where we have enough of Hollywood content available, where MCU and its Avengers is hugely popular franchise, how is Bollywood still thinking that this low grade, badly acted, non-written, cringy dialogue, mess of a VFX kind of movie would still work?

I would hate to rate this film even 1 out of 10. That’s why…

Rating: 0/10.
This movie is a total zero in everything. One of the worst movies ever made. This is way worse than Race 3 since that had some dialogs SO HORRIBLE that they became memes.

P.S: They have butchered Cheeti Maar by Allu Arjun for the film DJ. The original has awesome dance steps by Allu Arjun and that song is shot rather well. In this film it’s a travesty. How does a well-known dancer like Prabhu Deva not know how to choreograph a song?