Mirzya Review

Mirzya Movie Review :

Can a movie have an interesting premise, breathtaking visuals, amazing cinematography, well composed music and yet be a complete disaster?

Mirzya just proved its possible…

This movie follows the legend of Mirzya Sahiban and the tale of their doomed love story.

The original love story might be doomed, but this film is a certified box office disaster!

This has got to be one of the worst films I have ever seen. This includes humshakals in that list…

Right from the start, this movie falters, it doesn’t feel real, or impactful or genuine. Something is off about it. It doesn’t have a soul. Just well shot scenes and great camera work.

I generally start with the positives, so here they are, it has a good polished look and scenes are shot well. Other than that…

The negatives… mostly the whole film…

Acting, Anil Kapoor son seems a lame duck in his debut film, he neither has the anger, the anguish or the fire of a lover. He seems confused on what’s going on throughout the whole film. His future may or may not be bright, this film doesn’t help his cause at all.

The other debutante, saiyami kher is terrible to look at and her acting is beyond atrocious. Physical beauty isn’t everything, but as a heroine she needs to look the part. This actress just doesn’t. As her character falls for the wrong man, her acting shows no passion, no emotion, nothing.

The smaller roles are better acted, but who cares by now!

Now we come to the stupidity of this film. The direction.

This would have been better directed by Sajid Khan! I am not sure if I really mean that or not. But the director dropped the ball completely.

50% of the film is in slow motion, it gets repetitive and comic after a while. In-between randomly people in in some strange village start dancing for no reason, nothing related to the plot, we don’t know who the heck these people are, but they dance like ballerinas…

The film (if it can be called that) looks like a series of ads/ music videos stuck together incoherently. With Daler mehendi randomly screaming 'mirrzayyaaaaannn' at the top of his voice... In between I was like, scream 'mirzya' one more time asshole... I dare you! will throw a shoe at the damn screen!

Not to mention they completely threw away a great song and didnt use it properly!

Long story short, The hero is a waste, heroine is atrocious. Film is so bad that it is not just skip able, but we should bury it under the earth, then build a mall over. Demolish the mall and then NUKE the whole pile.

Rating : 0/10. For Imdb sake I have to rate it 1/10. AVOID, RUN the away. Never talk about this train wreck EVER. I only know how I sat through it, and didn’t fall asleep.

P.S: I saw this movie with a film maker friend of mine, who at the end said, “what a waste lover! No fuel for bike, ladki bhagaya, with no plan! Not even a bottle of water!”