Inside Out Review

My emotions during this movie:

JOY: Isn't this movie so creative and lovely?

ANGER: Better than that stupid volcano short.

DISGUST: So far, yeah. But I saw a barenaked girl butt. If anyone starts picking their nose, I've lost all faith in Pixar and Hollywood forever.

JOY: Aww, but you liked Shaun the Sheep too!

DISGUST: Kind of. But you liked Minions!

JOY: *shrugs* We have our guilty pleasures.

*the pizza joke comes up*

JOY: *bursts with laughter, punching the buttons*

*later*

ANGER: *munching on his sweets in anticipation*

DISGUST: *sitting far away* Hm, so far so good!

JOY: So far so great!

FEAR: *traumatised by the events* Yeah. Great...

SADNESS: It's not making me very happy... *sobs*

FEAR: You're telling me! They are gonna find a way around this, aren't they?

JOY: We hope for the best, Fear. And Sadness...

SADNESS: *sniffles* Yeah?

JOY: Even if they don't make it, get yourself prepared. I hear this movie's made millions of Americans cry.

SADNESS: *smiles, with tears still in her eyes*

FEAR: Boy, this is an experience, isn't it? The three of us teaming up like this.

JOY: Yeah! Disgust over there is just enjoying the show and Anger is saving his disappointment in John Lasseter for another time! Truly this is a movie made for at least three of us, the only emotions we require to enjoy a perfect family movie. We need joy, for the characters who connect with us and make us laugh. Fear, for when those we care about are faced with tragedy and doom with only an ounce of luck to help them survive. And Sadness, for...

ANGER: God damn it, there are TWO flies in the way?! *dashes over to the controls and pulls the switch*