Captain Fantastic Review

A rusty trash can crammed with every single Sundance convention Me and Earl and the Dying Girl didn't already cover. A mean-spirited, offensive, hamfisted assault to its core audience's senses that would make even Tom Hooper kneel down and beg for mercy. A study of characters so unlikeable and formulaic that not even by the end can any sympathy be felt for them no matter how hard it tries. One of the baitiest, most typical, most insufferable piles of dreck ever to pander to any filmmaking race other than the Oscars. Bad parenting/filmmaking 101.

Think before calling your shit "Fantastic".