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The Nice Guys (2016)

Bartender: They got fuckin' bodyguards. Kind of had their balls removed. What's that called? Huh?
Healy: Marriage? #quote
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Mrs. Glenn: Does this mean my niece is dead?
March: YES!
March: I mean, you know, yes. She was murdered. I'm sorry. #quote
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Holly: You beat people up and charge money ?
March: Yeah, Sad, isn't it ?
Holly: That's really your job?
Healy: Yeah.
Holly: No way. So how much would you charge to beat up my friend Janet? #quote
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Kid: You guys wanna see my dick?
March: Nobody wants to see your dick, dude. #quote
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March: Jesus Christ! One at a time!
Janet: You took the lord's name in vain.
Holland March: No I didn't, Janet. I found it very useful actually. #quote
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March: I was in the pool.
Healy: You were in the pool?
March: Yeah.
Healy: Why?
March: I had to question the mermaids. #quote
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Marriage is buying a house for someone you hate. #quote
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Policeman: Just following orders.
March: You know who else was just following orders? Hitler. #quote
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Holly: Dad there's like whores here and stuff.
March: Sweetheart how many times have I told you don't say "and stuff". Just say, "Dad there are whores here." #quote
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March: Nobody got hurt.
Healy: A few people got hurt.
March: I am saying that they died quickly though, so I don't think that they got hurt. #quote
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