• Air date: 14 Sep '65 30 episodes
      The story of the relationship between a man and his mother, the latter having been reincarnated as a 1928 Porter automobile.
  • List of Episodes (30)
    • 1. Come Honk Your Horn

      14 Sep '65
      Lawyer Dave Crabtree's troubles begin with the purchase of a decrepit 1928 Porter that claims through the radio to be his mother. Wife, Barbara doesn't want the old wreck but it has an overwhelming appeal for Captain Manzini, a very persistent antique car collector.
    • 2. The De-Fenders

      21 Sep '65
      Dave fears for his mother's safety when car strippers are reported in the neighborhood.
    • 3. What Makes Auntie Freeze

      28 Sep '65
      As Dave drives up the mountains, Mother gets higher and higher from the alcohol in her antifreeze.
    • 4. Lassie, I Mean Mother, Come Home

      05 Oct '65
      When Dave neglects to set the parking break after parking on a hill, Mother rolls into an open van that is bound for Mexico.
    • 5. Burned at the Steak

      12 Oct '65
      Dave's mother badgers him into patching up the quarrel between the battling newlywed couple who lives next door.
    • 6. I'm Through Being a Nice Guy

      19 Oct '65
      In a desperate effort to get the car away from Dave, Captain Manzini resorts to: Operation Unscrupulous, replacing the car with an exact replica.
    • 7. Lights, Camera, Mother

      26 Oct '65
      Dave gets back at his neighbors who are petitioning him to get rid of his antique eyesore by starring the car in a TV commercial.
    • 8. The Captain Manzini Grand Prix

      02 Nov '65
      Captain Manzini goads Dave into racing the car against England's foremost distance walker with Mother as the stakes.
    • 9. TV or Not TV

      09 Nov '65
      Dave's mother is tired of spending night after night in a dark garage so she tries to get Dave to by her a TV set.
    • 10. My Son, the Ventriloquist

      16 Nov '65
      Dave's mother and the rest of his family all want air conditioners. So to handle the expense, Dave must land the account of high living Franklyn Hotchkiss.
    • 11. My Son, the Judge

      23 Nov '65
      Mother tells Dave how to impress two stiffnecked council members who are interviewing prospects for judgeship in the domestic relations court.
    • 12. And Leave the Drive-In to Us

      30 Nov '65
      Dave's mother wants to celebrate her birthday by seeing a surf movie featuring her favorite actor, at a chilly open-air theater.
    • 13. For Whom the Horn Honks

      07 Dec '65
      Dave hears that Captain Manzini is dying but Mother warns him that Captain Manzini is up to something.
    • 14. Hey Lady, Your Slip Isn't Showing

      14 Dec '65
      Dave's mother in-law arrives for a visit and it's soon apparent that there is one mother too many on the scene.
    • 15. Many Happy No-Returns

      21 Dec '65
      Mother is furious when she learns that Dave intends to let Barbara choose her own Christmas present.
    • 16. Shine On, Shine On, Honeymoon

      28 Dec '65
      After being married for 8 years, Barbara and Dave decide to go on a honeymoon. However, Barbara's mother, an astrology nut, warns them of impending danger.
    • 17. I Remember Mama, Why Can't You Remember Me?

      04 Jan '66
      A collision with a truck leaves Mother with amnesia and Dave with a problem, how to bring back a car's memory.
    • 18. Goldporter

      11 Jan '66
      Captain Manzini's uncle Louie, the head of a secret organization called DURC, says his hypnotic drug will make Dave agreeable to any request such as selling Mother.
    • 19. The Incredible Shrinking Car

      18 Jan '66
      Captain Manzini offers Dave one last chance to sell his antique car before using a molecular compressor to shrink it to the size of a small toy.
    • 20. I'd Rather Do it Myself, Mother

      25 Jan '66
      When the housework gets Barbara down, Dave surprises her by hiring a maid who's unbearably efficient.
    • 21. You Can't Get There From Here

      01 Feb '66
      While driving the kids to camp, Dave is stopped by a sheriff who asks him for his driver's license and discovers that it has expired.
    • 22. A Riddler on the Roof

      08 Feb '66
      How can a car prevent a murder? That's what Mother has to figure out after she overhears three thugs plot the assassination of a visiting dignitary.
    • 23. My Son, the Criminal

      15 Feb '66
      Mr. Kroot, the postman, know two thing about Dave. He saw Dave cementing the garage floor and also heard him say something about his mother not complaining anymore. So Kroot concludes that Dave has done his old lady in.
    • 24. An Unreasonable Facsimile

      22 Feb '66
      Captain Manzini transforms a Swedish sailor into a lookalike, talkalike replica of Dave and smuggles him into the Crabtree household.
    • 25. Over the Hill to the Junkyard

      01 Mar '66
      The future looks mighty bleak for Dave's mother when Barbara wins a new limousine in a supermarket drawing.