The Ellen DeGeneres Show : Season 2

MICHAEL CHIKLIS (""The Shield"") joins Ellen and plays ""Just The Facts Ma'am"" with a lucky audience member. Actress KRISTEN BELL (""Veronica Mars"") has some Polish words with Ellen and brings her family to the show. Plus, GAVIN DEGRAW performs his hit single, ""Chariot.""

The one and only GLENN CLOSE is here! Actor KEVIN POLLAK (""Hostage"") teaches Ellen some of his best impersonations. Six time Grammy nominee TORI AMOS performs ""Sleeps With Butterflies"" from her new CD, ""The Beekeeper."" Also, the miraculous story of DIRK HOEKSTRA, who survived a 60-foot fall when his boat was crushed through a dam on Lake Austin.

KELSEY GRAMMER (""The Sketch Show"") did a headstand last time he was here. How will he top that? Anchorman BRIAN WILLIAMS (""NBC Nightly News"") reveals his lighter side and plays a game in the audience. And some ingenious KID INVENTORS. Plus, more ""Dance With Me"" tapes!

JOHN STAMOS (""Jake in Progress"") and CHRISTINA MILIAN (""Be Cool"") will be here to help us celebrate. The award winning Irish Chef PAUL RANKIN is in the kitchen with Ellen cooking up some Irish treats! And, hysterical clips of our in-studio audience dancing!

Academy Award winner ADRIEN BRODY (""The Jacket"") brings his very own ""celebrity pet,"" Ceelo. The hilarious SHERRI SHEPHERD (""Beauty Shop"") is here. Plus, Ellen shows off the latest ""Celebrity Pets"".

ANDIE MACDOWELL (""Beauty Shop"") tries harder than any guest to play ""MYSTERY WORD"" with Ellen! MIKE O'MALLEY (""Yes, Dear"") makes good on his promise and comes clean about one of his most embarrassing moments. Ellen surprises eight year-old cancer survivor KASSANDRA OKVATH, whose amazing story was featured on ""Extreme Makeover: Home Edition."" Plus, another highlight from our past 300 shows, CELEBRITY BABIES, and our latest ""DANCE WITH ME"" tape!

ASHTON KUTCHER (""Guess Who"") talks about the rumor that Demi Moore is pregnant and his relationship with Bruce Willis. ""American Idol"" winner, FANTASIA performs her latest single ""Baby Mama,"" and from the new show ""Jake in Progress,"" JULIE BOWEN stops by. Nine-time Guinness World Record Holder and bubble performer, FAN YANG, will ""blow"" your mind. Don't miss what he does to Ellen and Ashton!

ELIJAH WOOD (""Sin City"") is here and gives us a look as his early acting days! Ellen gives TV icon FLORENCE HENDERSON a dancing tour of the studio. Award-winning CHEF ERIC RIPERT (Le Bernadin Restaurant, NYC) is in the kitchen with Ellen! The world premiere of Ellen's ""REENACTORS"" trailer. And, it's your last chance to submit your favorite moment from the first 300 shows!

See our best highlights and our viewers' choice of favorite moments! SANDRA BULLOCK brings Ellen a 300th show surprise and CHRIS KATTAN stops by! Plus, we fly in our two biggest fans to face off in a game of ""Ellen Trivia!""

The hilarious BERNIE MAC chats with Ellen. REBA McENTIRE (""Reba"") gives Ellen a makeover. SUM 41 performs ""Pieces"" from their new CD ""Chuck,"" and our latest ""CELEBRITY PETS."" Plus, Ellen's ""REENACTORS"" reenact a viewer's most embarrassing story -- could it be yours?

Actor KENNETH BRANAGH (""Warm Springs"") joins Ellen and plays a game in our audience. LISA MARIE PRESLEY clears the air about the future of Graceland and performs ""Dirty Laundry,"" from her new CD, ""Now What."" From Philadelphia, three-year-old golf prodigy JOHN BIGELOW IV shows off his skills to Ellen! Plus, more ""DANCE WITH ME"" tapes and the latest submission in our ""BAD SCHOOL PHOTO TOURNAMENT!""

CYNTHIA NIXON (""Warm Springs"") talks about life after ""Sex and the City."" JOHN SPENCER gives us the scoop on the season finale of ""The West Wing."" The legendary Rev. AL GREEN performs ""Everything's OK"" from his new CD. Also, Ellen calls the four-year-old boy who wanted an ""Ellen"" birthday party!

Actor/director KEVIN COSTNER (""The Upside of Anger"") visits with Ellen for the first time. MICHAEL CLARKE DUNCAN talks about teaming up again with Bruce Willis in his new movie ""Sin City."" Plus, more ""CELEBRITY BABIES"" and ""EMBARRASING MOMENTS!""

The hilarious WHOOPI GOLDBERG (""Back to Broadway -- The 20th Anniversary"") is here! REGINA KING (""Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous"") talks about working with Jamie Foxx and Sandra Bullock. Also, more ""CELEBRITY OBJECTS.""

Last time BRITTANY MURPHY said she started talking at four-and-a-half months old -- now she's back and taking the witness stand (with the help of her Mom and Aunt) to defend her claim. ""Monty Python's"" ERIC IDLE (""Spamalot"") confesses how he forgets everyone's name. Plus, a performance by one of Ellen's favorite new bands, RINGSIDE.

Ellen tests TOM SELLECK'S memory of ""Magnum P.I."" with a game of ""What's My Next Line?"" WENDIE MALICK talks about her new show, ""Jake In Progress."" The legendary duo HALL & OATES perform their hit, ""Rich Girl"" and their new song, ""I Can Dream About You."" And, the latest installment of ""CELEBRITY PETS.""

PAMELA ANDERSON (""Stacked"") and Ellen play ""COSMO OR NOT?"" in our audience! ANTHONY ANDERSON (""The Shield"") enters our ""BAD SCHOOL PHOTO TOURNAMENT."" Plus, the four-year-old boy who wanted an ""Ellen"" birthday party.

MATTHEW McCONAUGHEY (""Sahara"") gives Ellen a taste of his dancing and BBQ-ing skills! Actress MAURA TIERNEY talks about the season finale of ""ER."" And, you won't want to miss our latest ""AUDIENCE DANCERS!""

RYAN SEACREST gives us the scoop on the remaining ""American Idol"" finalists and a look at his early years! The hilarious FRAN DRESCHER (""Living with Fran"") is back! Also, Ellen unveils more ""CELEBRITY OBJECTS!""

ANJELICA HUSTON shows her early modeling photos and you won't ""Believe"" what music icon she looks like. ROB THOMAS performs his new hit single ""Lonely No More"" and Ellen fulfills his dream of becoming a sushi chef. Plus, a performance by ""American Idol"" cast-off NADIA TURNER and more ""CELEBRITY OBJECTS.""

Actor JASON ALEXANDER and Ellen take a dip in our new Jacuzzi! After 25 years, Kenny LOGGINS and Jim MESSINA reunite to perform their legendary song ""Your Mama Don't Dance,"" plus they make a surprise announcement. AMY YASBECK talks about her new TV show, ""Life On A Stick!"" And, the lucky 10-year-old basketball kid ANDRE BRUNO is back with footage of his dream encounter with SHAQ!

PENNY MARSHALL sings! Watch her rerecord our theme song! The star of the new TV show, Numb3rs,"" ROB MORROW is here. Ellen's favorite new singer, ELLIE LAWSON performs. And, you won't believe the performance of 12-year-old JOHN MOCEO as he rocks ""Green Day"" on his accordion!

Two shows in 1 hour -- we do one show, then start all over again and do a second show! That means 2 monologues, 2 dances, and 2 big stars: VINCE VAUGHN & OWEN WILSON! Plus, halfway through the hour go backstage as Ellen prepares for the second show.

""Will & Grace's"" ERIC McCORMACK pops by for a visit. TY PENNINGTON and Ellen reveal her new Riff-Raff room and invite the audience to check it out! And, Ellen honors the first of your favorite TEACHERS!