Two years ago I saw two animated movies about children dealing with childhood issues while taking on said issues through fantasy. These two films were never screened in my country again, and I wondered, "Why can't Hollywood do something like these? 100% harmless cartoons about kids that they and quite possibly their parents can relate to without all the distracting toilet trash and PG bait found in every other animated film produced there? And a bit of homebrew hand-drawn animation to satisfy my urge?"

Two years later, my prayers have been answered in a 3D Peanuts movie from the studio behind Rio 2. Fancy that.

So Pixar is doing this thing now where they put one film in the summer and another one in Thanksgiving, and make sure that at least one of them is of the quality expected from them in their glory days. I hope to lord that's the same case with Coco.

If this is supposed to be a direct sequel to the Wizard of Oz, then Dorothy here must've beaten Blake Lively to the punch. That, or the tornado was more powerful than anyone expected and it must've thrown her out into the cold regions of Alaska or some place like it, and she wasn't thawed out until 2012. Or perhaps Oz must be one hell of a slow-moving place compared to Earth.

Think my theories are crazy? Just watch the movie.

You're not fooling anyone with your smug meta-commentary, movie. With such a formula as that, as well as a jarring singing voice for Pat that eventually becomes obvious in its dance number ending that it was all lip-synced the whole time meaning Pat can't really sing, you're exactly what happens when you put an American in control of Postman Pat. What clever remark have you got towards that?

Justforkix is a smug, whiny ass infusing modern pop culture into an otherwise civilised town and Abba is a shockingly arrogant bitch who thinks she's a strong feminist but crawls all over JFK at first sight like she wants the D. Clearly these two were made for each other.