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Two and a Half Men : Season 1
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Air date: 22 Sep '03 - 24 episodesThe first season of Two and a Half Men, an American television series created by Chuck Lorre and Lee Aronsohn, that aired its pilot episode on September 22, 2003, at 9:30 p.m., ET/PT, on CBS, a U.S. broadcast television network. The pilot received great reviews and an Artios Award nomination for Best Casting for TV, Comedy Pilot. In the week of October 1, 2003, the series was ranked 7th highest in the top ten shows of the week according to Nielsen Research, with an average 12.1/18 rating. Thanks to this, the series was able to air another 23 episodes, and was renewed for a second season in 2004. The DVD set was released on Region 2 on September 12, 2005, and on Region 1 on September 11, 2007. Its bonus material included: a blooper, outtakes, a backstage tour with Angus T. Jones and a behind-the-scenes special, with the cast and crew of Two and a Half Men.
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List of Episodes (24)
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1. Pilot
22 Sep '03After Charlie's night with a girl is ruined due to Alan's interruption, Alan moves in, being kicked out of his house by his "suffocated" wife: Judith. The next day Alan brings over his son, Jake while he and Judith can talk about their marriage. While eating, Alan finds out that Judith is a lesbian therefore their relationship ends. Charlie takes to Jake, and begins to take him shopping to meet girls and lets him play at his poker games. Upset, Alan moves in with their mother, Evelyn, taking Jak
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2. Big Flappy Bastards
29 Sep '03While spending time with Jake, Charlie finds it hard to enforce rules that Alan has set out for him. It gets to the point were Jake lures a flock of sea gulls into his room, and Charlie gets very upset. This prompts Jake to try and get Charlie to forgive him. Alan starts doing chores for Judith, in the hopes of them getting back together. During one of the tasks, Judith kisses Alan, leading him to believe that things will get back to the way they once were.
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3. Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
06 Oct '03After spending a day at Disneyland, Jake gets sick and wants to go to his mothers' house, to have her take care of him. This sends Alan into a state of misery, as he realizes he's losing his wife, and son. Charlie suggests that they go drinking, and Alan agrees. After drinking the boys take a cab home, but at one point they end up at their mothers, where they try to tell her what they think of her, but fail in getting the point across.
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4. If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap
13 Oct '03Charlie is very unhappy with his housekeepers' decision to quit, after she experiences Alan's demanding ways. Alan then offers to take on the role of housekeeper, but this situation doesn't work at all. So Alan decides to get the housekeeper to come back. Before Alan leaves, he puts Charlie in charge of getting Jake ready for a dinner with his mother and grandparents. Charlie also tries to get Rose to move on, and date other men. He finds both situations to be bigger challenges then he first tho
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5. The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump
20 Oct '03After spending a night in Las Vegas, Charlie decides to live up to his promise that he made to Jake about attending his soccer game. During the game, Charlie sets up a play-date with an unattached mother named Kate, and they hit it off. During one of their dates, Charlie seems like he's ready for a serious relation. Alan sets up a meeting with Gloria (one of the soccer moms) to write a soccer newsletter, but Gloria has other intentions for the evening, and he has no idea. During the evenin
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6. Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
27 Oct '03Charlie tries to teach Jake to avoid certain calls that Charlie doesn't want to deal with, like his mother (Evelyn) for one. Evelyn gets so frustrated with not being able to talk to Charlie, that she decides to drop in while in the neighborhood. She invites them to dinner, to meet her new boyfriend (Tommy). When the brothers get over to their mothers house, Charlie is shocked to realize that Tommy's daughter is Olivia, one of the people he has been avoiding. Olivia tries to confront Charlie ab
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7. If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
03 Nov '03Judith gets worried when, for a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of a female surfer friend of Charlie's who is in the habit of walking around his place half naked. Then Alan gets worried about Judith after she becomes friends with the surfer girl.
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8. Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful
10 Nov '03Alan tricks Charlie into joining him and Judith in leading Jake and his classmates in the school's annual music show.
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9. Phase One, Complete
17 Nov '03After meeting Wendy, a one-night stand of Charlies, Jake befriends her. Charlie doesn't like this situation, as he believes Wendy is using Jake to further their relationship, and he has no intention to keep it going. It gets to the point were Wendy even starts spending time with Evelyn, and Charlie becomes desperate to get rid of Wendy. After Charlie breaks it off Jake becomes very unhappy with him, because he won't be able to see Wendy anymore. This forces Charlie to confront Jake and explain
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10. Merry Thanksgiving
24 Nov '03In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa over for Thanksgiving dinner
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11. Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
15 Dec '03While at the movies, the brothers bump into Judith and her new boyfriend. Seeing that Judith has changed her look, and the fact that Jake doesn't think Alan is as cool as Judith; prompts Alan to realize that if he wants to get back into the dating scene, he's going to have to change his look as well.
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12. Camel Filters + Pheromones
05 Jan '04When Berta is forced to bring her granddaughter Prudence to work with her, the boys find themselves a little preoccupied with her.
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13. Sara Like Puny Alan
13 Jan '04Charlie finally gets a chance for a double date with a hot neighbor, who is out for revenge on her cheating husband, and her sister who's a hot soap opera actress, and needs Alan to come along. The problem is that Alan gets sick from Jake, so Charlie takes them to a steam room to help Alan get rid of his flu symptoms. This backfires, as Charlie also gets sick, but he has no intentions of canceling the date.
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14. I Can't Afford Hyenas
02 Feb '04Stan, Charlie's accountant, tries to explain Charlie's financial woes to him.
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15. Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
09 Feb '04Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie.
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16. That Was Saliva, Alan
16 Feb '04Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.
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17. Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats
23 Feb '04Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.
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18. An Old Flame With a New Wick
01 Mar '04Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man.
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19. I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
22 Mar '04Judith's sister, Liz, hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.
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20. Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
19 Apr '04Judith believes that Jake is having a hard time dealing with his parent's divorce, after he starts annoying everyone with his non-stop guitar playing. So she suggests that they send Jake to a therapist. Alan doesn't agree at first, but after thinking about it, he believes it might not be such a bad idea.
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21. No Sniffing, No Wowing
03 May '04Charlie jeopardizes Alan's divorce settlement by sleeping with his attorney, Laura.
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22. My Doctor has a Cow Puppet
10 May '04Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking; Jake sees his therapist.
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23. Just Like Buffalo
17 May '04Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.
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24. Can You Feel My Finger?
24 May '04A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.
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