• Air date: 15 Feb '96 5 episodes
      The absurd adventures of two defective detectives, who - despite unbelievable incompetence - somehow manage to solve their cases (or be nearby when the cases are solved) and retain their jobs.
  • List of Episodes (5)
    • 1. The Great Escaper

      15 Feb '96
      Louis and Briggs are cuffed to a notoriously slippery customer as they escort him to his latest prison by train. So how do they end up crossing the Yorkshire moors carrying a toilet door?
    • 2. Fur Coat, No Knickers

      15 Feb '96
      Louis and Briggs are called in to investigate a murder that has taken place during the re-creation of a medieval battle scene. However they are more concerned with the police football quiz.
    • 3. Back To Class

      29 Feb '96
      After Briggs and Louis manage to murder the last female white-flippered turtle on the planet, they are only too pleased to investigate a drug scandal at an exclusive girls school.
    • 4. Sacked

      07 Mar '96
      Briggs and Louis mistake the new Superintendent for a stripper at Cattams farewell party.
    • 5. The Wembley Stadium Mystery

      14 Mar '96
      Although Louis and Briggs have been assigned to a security operation at Wembley Stadium, they have their minds on winning the police table football tournament.