• Air date: 13 Mar '02 10 episodes
      The chaotic lives, loves and drinking sessions of a group of hapless teachers. They might be qualified to teach, but they've still got a lot to learn...
  • List of Episodes (10)
    • 1. Series Two, Episode One

      13 Mar '02
      It's the first day of term and there are 2 new teachers; JP and Penny. Kurt is hiding from Carol, Susan is falling in love with JP and Simon is bored. While contemplating ways to make JP notice her, Susan takes advice from Brian and dresses more feminine. However it is all for nothing as she finds out that he is gay. Kurt give Liz chocolate so that she will dump Carol for him. Brian hears that Penny is a lesbian and becomes obsessed with her breasts.
    • 2. Series Two, Episode Two

      20 Mar '02
      Simon is becoming jealous of JP, ignorantly thinking that all the girls are after him. When JP suggests that they try another pub, Simon gets angry and regretfully asks Bob down the local pub, leaving everyone else to try a karaoke bar. Kurt can't seem to get the message across to Carol in a nice way so he asks for Penny's help. She agrees to pretend to be his girlfriend in order to repel Carol. Later at the karaoke bar, Carol arrives and performs 'Never Gonna Give You Up' for Kurt, just as Pen
    • 3. Series Two, Episode Three

      27 Mar '02
      When Clare bans student's facial hair in school, Kurt attempts to grow a moustache. Susan, on the other hand, is desperate to lose hers as she becomes less confident. Simon realises that he has never fancied Susan and tries really hard to change that fact. After a 'moment' in the photocopying room, he becomes convinced that they can be more than just friends. He takes her out to a resturant where he reveals his feelings for her. She is disgusted and decides that even though she can forget what
    • 4. Series Two, Episode Four

      03 Apr '02
      JP tells Kurt and Brian that he is gay, which means that soon enough it becomes common knowledge. Simon and Kurt then devote much energy to convince Brian that he to is gay. The joke backfires however, when he tells Kurt that he and JP are a couple and they want Kurt to move out. When Kurt finally apologises, Brian comes clean and admits that he isn't really gay. Meanwhile, Simon is disappointed at the poor ambitions of his students and lands in trouble for encouraging a student to explore th
    • 5. Series Two, Episode Five

      10 Apr '03
      Susan's problem with Jenny and Alec's none-too-private snogging and Alec's frequent nudity comes to a peak. Initially the guys aren't very supportive, but when JP brings a bloke home, Kurt and Brian begin to see her point. Susan seeks to escape the bedroom noises by going to Kurt and Brian's flat only to find Kurt in Brian's room as the sounds of JP's tryst are hard to ignore as well. When word of Susan's complaining gets back to Jenny, relations are further strained.
    • 6. Series Two, Episode Six

      17 Apr '02
      The gang begin to realize that Penny is failing as a teacher. Jenny sees it as a reflection on her mentoring but then Penny tries to get around her by flirting with Bob throwing him into full mid-life crises mode. A trip to the hospital and a word from Brian helps Bob's put his mid-life crisis and Penny's manipulative ways into perspective. Kurt is also forced to have a word with Penny when a student complains that her flirting with him in class is no substitute for teaching the material. Mean
    • 7. Series Two, Episode Seven

      24 Apr '02
      Susan decides she wants a baby, after a talk with the kids about unprotected sex. Simon tries putting her off, whilst Brian and Kurt compete to become the father.
    • 8. Series Two, Episode Eight

      01 May '02
      When a student in Kurt's IT Class enters his name on a web search engine, Kurt realises that another man with the same name has accomplished a lot more than he has. This causes Simon to also realise that his life is boring, so he books a ticket abroad and announces it to a less than pleased Susan. After dropping the bomb on Clare and Bob, he becomes very unpopular with the faculty for leaving so early before the end of term. On his last day he is surprised with a party and a nice send off from h
    • 9. Series Two, Episode Nine

      08 May '02
      The English department is feeling a noticable gap due to Simon's absence, while Jenny has renewed energy to focus on work since splitting up with Alec. Penny is forced into full-time teaching to help cover Simon's classes, however she is not ready for the challenge and clashes head on with Liz, who is trying to make her teaching life difficult as payback for taking advantage of everyone when she first started. Kurt and Brian are trying to improve their communication skills so that they have th
    • 10. Series Two, Episode Ten

      15 May '02
      As Christmas draws near, the teachers, minus an absent Simon attend the staff annual party. After Jenny tells Bob's wife that he is very popular with the female staff, he gets lucky, over and over again. It appears that there is much Christmas spirit, as Liz tries sex with Kurt and is then disappointed with his small genitalia. Susan takes advice from Jenny and sleeps with Brian, who it turns out, is better than Kurt. Penny quickly jumps into bed with Simon's replacement English teacher Matt,