The Onion Movie Plot
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
The Onion Movie Cast
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as Norm Archer -
as Cock Puncher -
as Dana Dobbs -
as Sensei -
as Dennis McCormick -
as Michael Bolton -
as Ahmed -
as White Black Guy Tim -
as Ivy Leaguer -
as Cooking Show Chef
The Onion Movie Latest Trailers
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