Okay, so in this film, people suffering from heartbreak are being turned into cartoonish, anthropomorphic animals of the lousiest kind possible by a cursed smog, while a wizard named Merlin is turned into a roll of toilet paper who appears whenever somebody "needs" him. The closest anyone can get to transforming into something awesome is a satellite that turns into an Astro Girl after falling in love with an aspiring musician who looks younger than he is and owns a surreal dog but has been turned into a milk cow (which means he can be milked). They must stop a giant, walking incinerator from consuming every heartbroken person, as well as a guy who transports through mirrors and plunges out... |