• Air date: 02 Mar '09 13 episodes
      The third season of the American television comedy series Rules of Engagement premiered as a mid-season entry on March 2, 2009 and concluded on May 18, 2009. It consists of 13 episodes, each running approximately 22 minutes in length. CBS broadcast the third season at 9:30 pm in the United States.
  • List of Episodes (13)
    • 1. Russell's Secret

      02 Mar '09
      Audrey discovers that Russell is really a closet Broadway-musical fan, and uses this knowledge to her advantage by blackmailing him for tickets. Meanwhile, Adam and Jennifer decide to take dancing lessons.
    • 2. Voluntary Commitment

      09 Mar '09
      Audrey has to keep her bet to Jeff by finishing what she starts. We meet Russell's new assistant.
    • 3. Jeff's New Friend

      16 Mar '09
      Jeff learns a fact about a friend he just met at the gym and Russell has doubts about the family history of a new girlfriend.
    • 4. Dad's Visit

      23 Mar '09
      Jeff's father arrives after spraining his ankle and expects Audrey to wait on him hand and foot while he recooperates. Meanwhile, Russell begins to regret a one-night stand after she won't leave his apartment.
    • 5. Lyin' King

      30 Mar '09
      Jeff and Audrey are invited to dinner with Jennifer and Adam, but tell a lie so they can attend a better bash that evening. Russell also attends the same party and manages to offend former NFL great, Jerry Rice.
    • 6. Poaching Timmy

      13 Apr '09
      When Timmy gets tired of Russell's demands and Audrey gets fed up with her terrible assistant, the two work together to find a solution. Meanwhile, Jeff's supersition gets the best of him as he tries to recreate the exact conditions of the Giants' win.
    • 7. Old Timer's Day

      20 Apr '09
      After being harrassed for falling asleep during a movie, Jeff tries to prove to Audrey that he's still young by inviting her to his softball game.
    • 8. Twice

      27 Apr '09
      Frustrated over the attention a pregnant co-worker is getting, Audrey pretends she too is pregnant in order to get special treatment.
    • 9. The Challenge

      04 May '09
      Russell issues a competition between he guys to see who can convince their partners to engage in sex more easily.
    • 10. Family Style

      11 May '09
      Jeff doesn't get any dinner after someone else eats it before Jeff does now he has to keep quiet about it.
    • 11. May Divorce Be with You

      13 May '09
      Audrey makes a bad mistake after a friend, whose marriage is falling a part is doing something bad when he hugs people.
    • 12. House Money

      18 May '09
      Audrey convinces Jeff to go out on the town and do something exciting after making a profit from the sale of his car. After the lavish night has finished, she regrets the decision after finding out they spent much more than he made.
    • 13. Sex Toy Story

      18 May '09
      After Jennifer hosts a party, Jeff wonders if he and Audrey are missing out on something in their personal life.