Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Review

So incredibly gay. Emma Watson breathes like a hyperventilating cow and I think she means it to mean she's worried. Raddycliffe cannot act and I bet I could beat him up with my eyes closed. And dumbledore is lacking his dumbledorey-ness.

Everyone of these movies seem so shallow, and it makes the actual story seem ridiculous. And every time I'm hoping for something more, but now I know that it's never going to be perfect.

It's just a movie. A frustratingly bad one. But it's 'just a movie'. With kids who were cute on the first movie, but have grown up to look completely different from what I imagined them to be. This is what happens when you try to make movies like this. Ahh, it's just a movie, might as well try and find something entertaining about it. There are a couple, couple, funny parts. Though the cast isn't good enough to make any unintentional ones. If I know what I'm talking about.