• Air date: 21 Jul '11 12 episodes
      NTSF:SD:SUV:: – meaning National Terrorism Strike Force: San Diego: Sport Utility Vehicle:: – is a quarter-hour format American television comedy that parodies the police procedural and action film genres.
  • List of Episodes (12)
    • 1. One Cabeza, Two Cabeza, Three Cabeza...DEAD!

      21 Jul '11
      A new alcoholic energy drink is killing University of San Diego Students. NTSF must team up with the Food and Drug Administration, despite their mutual mistrust, to follow a lead.
    • 2. The Birthday Party That Was Neither

      28 Jul '11
      Each member of NTSF gets a mysterious call from a person who claims they have secret information about them. Unbeknownst to the other members, they each must bring a million dollars to a warehouse, leaving Kove alone at NTSF HQ. When the caller is finally revealed, the team gets a blast from the past.
    • 3. Exes and Oh-No's!

      04 Aug '11
      Trent's ex surfaces after a sex change and plots to steal a San Diego treasure. Elsewhere, Piper's pick for book club goes unread.
    • 4. The Risky Business of Being Alone in Your Home

      11 Aug '11
      Trent is suspended and forced to spend time at home, where terrorists plot to attack him. His replacement, an old nemesis, is a hit at the NTSF.
    • 5. Dolphinnegan's Wake

      18 Aug '11
      Trent tracks a dolphin serial killer and turns to a similar murderer in captivity for advice on catching his target.
    • 6. Tijuana, We've Got a Problem

      25 Aug '11
      Space-shuttle plans are stolen and sold to Mexico, so the team must retrieve them before the U.S. loses the space race.
    • 7. Full Hauser

      01 Sep '11
      Trent plans a cruise for the NTSF team, but he's got ulterior motives to capture a terrorist rumored to be hiding out on the ship. Meanwhile, Piper brings her new fiancé along for the trip.
    • 8. Up Periscope, Down With San Diego

      08 Sep '11
      The team must prevent an attack on San Diego by Japanese soldiers who've been lost at sea for decades.
    • 9. Cause for ConCERN

      15 Sep '11
      Trent visits a peaceful parallel dimension where terrorism doesn't exist and decides to help his doppelgänger restore balance to the world.
    • 10. Piper Doesn't Live Here Anymore

      22 Sep '11
      Piper is brainwashed to become an assassin, and her mission is to hunt down her NTSF teammates. Elsewhere, Jessie catches the eye of a model photographer.
    • 11. Twistin' the Night Away

      29 Sep '11
      Trent tracks the source of strange occurrences, including a hostage situation with SUVs and Sam's partnership with a creepy new team member.
    • 12. I Left My Heart in Someone's Cooler

      06 Oct '11
      Terrorists plan to bomb the San Diego Day parade in a plot that involves the President of the Navy. Elsewhere, Alphonse is tasked with finding the perfect gift for Trent's kids.