• Air date: 21 Mar '03 14 episodes
      Ben Harper is a moderately successful family man and dentist. He is also undergoing a mid-life crisis and trying to cope with the bizarre reality of raising teenage children. His wife Susan seems quite happy, enjoys her job as a London tour guide, however at home her ability to find her way around a cookbook or pantry is less successful. Their three children Nick, Janey, and Michael are as different as chalk and cheese. Nick (19) is on his gap year, but doesn't get much further than the sofa or job centre, Janey is as sharp as a tack and 16 going on 25, while Michael is a very bright, computer-nerdish 12 year old who is just discovering girls.
  • List of Episodes (14)
    • 1. Fitting Punishment

      21 Mar '03
      Susan is looking forward to the birth of her first grandchild, but not to being a grandmother. Nick wants to move back in. And a new arrival at Ben's surgery has quite an impact.
    • 2. They Shoot Harpers Don't They?

      28 Mar '03
      When Roger shows some talent at acting, Susan decides to jump on the bandwagon and takes dancing lessons...and a 'wine tasting' class! Michael is disappointed when he gets a B in an exam.
    • 3. The Great Escape

      04 Apr '03
      Ben has neglected to fix the broken toilet seat and winds up having his mother-in-law under his roof while she recuperates from a nasty fall from the throne. Nick as usual, finds a way to exploit the situation.
    • 4. Return of the Prodigal Prat

      11 Apr '03
      When the local paper announces Ben's death, he sees it as an opportunity to avoid doing all the things he doesn't want to do.
    • 5. Owed to Susan

      18 Apr '03
      The Harpers' marriage is threatened by Susan's discovery that the love poem Ben wrote to woo her was not an original.
    • 6. Deliverance

      25 Apr '03
      Janey's baby is due, and Susan insists on travelling to Manchester for the birth. The journey throws up several blasts from the past.
    • 7. Blind Justice

      02 May '03
      Susan witnesses something so shocking, she becomess hystericly blind, she tries to hide it from Ben, but to no avail.
    • 8. Friday the 31st

      09 May '03
      Susan decides to enter enthusiastically into the spirit of `trick or treat' for the neighbourhood children, which Ben tries to ignore until the spirits get to him
    • 9. Sitting Targets

      16 May '03
      Susan decides that Ben should spend more time with Michael in case he turns into another Nick. Janey leaves the grandparents to babysit Kenzo
    • 10. Loco Parentis

      23 May '03
      Ben and Susan have to go back to school for parenting classes as a result of Michael playing truant.
    • 11. Canary Cage

      30 May '03
      The Harpers get a free holiday to Lanzarote, and even though Ben loses his luggage, he is happy enough to use his brand new digital camera as much as possible.
    • 12. May the Best Man Win

      06 Jun '03
      Abi's father (guest star Anthony Stewart Head) asks Ben to be his best man, which turns out to have been a bad move
    • 13. It's a Window Filled Life

      13 Jun '03
      The Harper house is quarantined because Roger is contagious. Nick goes into business with an eighteen-foot python, while Michael gets to grips with a rocket launcher.
    • 14. Sixty Feet Under (2003 Christmas Special)

      25 Dec '03
      Ben, Susan, Nick and Michael are on the tube after doing some Christmas shopping, and due to signalling problems the train cannot move. Michael gets a girlfriend called Claire (Sydney Stevenson), Nick makes money by selling bottled water and Susan starts decorating the carriage. Abi, Roger, and an Albanian man (Samuel Gough) are busking as a Romanian folk band, while Nick brings Richard Whiteley to see Ben and Susan. However, when the problem is fixed, the driver (Nigel Lindsay) refuses to move