• Air date: 28 Sep '08 24 episodes
      The thirteenth and final season of King of the Hill originally aired Sunday nights on FOX from September 28, 2008 to September 13, 2009. Four of the thirteen episodes produced for this season originally aired in syndication between May 3, 2010 and May 6, 2010.
  • List of Episodes (24)
    • 1. Dia-BILL-ic Shock

      28 Sep '08
      Bill's love of sugary snacks causes diabetes. After a doctor tells Bill that he will lose his legs he decides to start using a wheelchair. Once he is wheelchair bound he finds camaraderie with Thunder, a wheelchair sports enthusiast. Things turn around for Bill until Thunder finds out that Bill does not really need the wheelchair.
    • 2. Earthly Girls are Easy

      05 Oct '08
      "Earthly Girls are Easy" is the second episode in the 13th season of the Fox animated series King of the Hill, and the 237th episode overall. It originally aired on October 5, 2008. Marissa Jaret Winokur and Mo Collins guest star. The episode's title references the 1988 comedy movie Earth Girls Are Easy.
    • 3. Square-Footed Monster

      19 Oct '08
      Hank and the guys do a good deed when they fix-up a neighborhood house, however after Ted Wassonasong buys the house he decides to knock down the house and build a mansion.
    • 4. Lost in MySpace

      02 Nov '08
      Hank has bad feelings when Mr. Strickland decides to create a MySpace page for Strickland Propane. Hank's fears come true when Donna posts personal videos and information to the web site.
    • 5. No Bobby Left Behind

      09 Nov '08
      In order to raise the school's average for standardized tests, Principal Moss classifies Bobby as a low achievement student. However, the plan backfires after Bobby is placed in a class where he no longer has to do homework and doesn't have to take the tests.
    • 6. A Bill Full of Dollars

      16 Nov '08
      Peggy, Minh and Dale play the stock market together, however they lose money in their initial investment. To improve their odds they decide to study the consumer habits of an "average man" and Bill becomes the subject of their study. Meanwhile, after Peggy buys the family a new flat screen TV, Hank and Bobby have difficulty figuring out all the advanced features.
    • 7. Straight as an Arrow

      30 Nov '08
      Hank tries to help Bobby become a member of the Order of the Straight Arrow, but he disagrees with the "Arrowmaster" who is a new member of Arlen. Meanwhile, Peggy gets involved in the disagreement as she is the local Welcome Wagon representative.
    • 8. Lucky See, Monkey Do

      08 Feb '09
      Lucky's sister Myrna and her children attend a baby shower in which Peggy is throwing for Luanne. It doesn't take long before Myrna and Peggy clash over how the children will be raised by Luanne, with Peggy wanting the good, old fashioned skills where as Myrna likes the more modern way and by the book.
    • 9. What Happens at the National Propane Gas Convention in Memphis Stays at the National Propane Gas Convention in Memphis

      15 Feb '09
      The Propane Hall of Fame is inducting Buck Strickland this year and he has asked Hank to come with him to make sure he stays out of trouble. This becomes a hard task after Buck meets his illegitimate son while at the event in Memphis.
    • 10. Master of Puppets

      01 Mar '09
      Bobby is left waiting at the mall when Hank and Peggy's date goes long. Feeling his parents' guilt, Bobby uses the incident to pit each against one another to show him their affection. Soon, Peggy and Hank stop giving him anything Bobby wants and he demands they spend more time with him.
    • 11. Bwah My Nose

      08 Mar '09
      Hank and the gang get a rematch for the high-school championship game they lost, when Bill accidentally breaks Hank's nose during a practice. He gets it fixed by a plastic surgeon and loves his new nose---maybe too much.
    • 12. Uncool Customer

      15 Mar '09
      After Peggy finds out that she is not cool she befriends one of Arlen's most glamorous and cool moms in an effort to learn how to be cool. Bobby befriends her daughter, a girl named Michael Savage.
    • 13. Nancy Does Dallas

      22 Mar '09
      After Nancy takes a glamorous new job in Dallas and temporarily leaving Dale behind he finds the freedom of the bachelor life too hard to handle.
    • 14. Born Again on the Fourth of July

      19 Apr '09
      Bobby is offered an intervention at the church, after Hank becomes upset by his misbehavior. Meanwhile, Hank and his pals challenge a rival neighborhood to a Fourth of July fireworks showdown
    • 15. Serves Me Right For Giving General George S. Patton The Bathroom Key

      26 Apr '09
      Hank discovers that his father's last requests are a collection of bizarre tasks including the wish to have his ashes flushed down a toilet that General George S. Patton once used. Meanwhile, Bill and Dale bicker over an empty beer can.
    • 16. Bad News Bill

      03 May '09
      Hank is troubled when Bobby's Little League Coach is hassling Bobby about his lack of ability until Hank realizes that the Coach is only trying to make Bobby a better player.
    • 17. Manger Baby Einstein

      10 May '09
      Luanne tries to become a breakout star in the children's entertainment industry.
    • 18. Uh-Oh Canada

      17 May '09
      After Boomhauer trades houses with a Canadian family for the summer the Arlen gang tries to make some new neighbors at feel welcome. However it soon becomes apparent that Canadians and Arlenites do not see eye to eye.
    • 19. The Boy Can't Help It

      13 Sep '09
      Bobby becomes quite the ladies' man when several girls in his class consider him a potential date for the Homecoming dance, but Hank is worried that Bobby is being used.
    • 20. The Honeymooners

      21 Feb '10
      Hank is shocked when his mother announces she is marrying a man she has only known for a few weeks. Soon after, the newlyweds celebrate by purchasing an RV and heading to Hank's.
    • 21. Bill Gathers Moss

      03 May '10
      Bill decides to take in roommates and Hank fears it will lead to disaster. Meanwhile, Bobby and Joseph go ghost hunting at their school.
    • 22. When Joseph Met Lori, and Made Out with Her in the Janitor's Closet

      04 May '10
      Dale attempts to give Joseph the "sex talk" but fails to, and takes a test claiming he has "dementia" leading to him joining a mental home, but then realizes he has to get out before Joseph and Lori go "all the way".
    • 23. Just Another Manic Kahn-Day

      05 May '10
      Minh and Connie go to Laos for vacation. Khan is alone at home, and Peggy makes Hank promise to check on him. Strickland wants a big promotion to sell grills and puts Hank in charge. Bobby and Joseph find an old Vaudeville comedy routine on vinyl.
    • 24. To Sirloin with Love

      13 Sep '09
      "To Sirloin with Love" is the twentieth episode of the thirteenth season of King of the Hill and originally premiered on September 13, 2009 on Fox Broadcasting Company. The episode was written by Jim Dauterive, Tony Gama-Lobo, Rebecca May, and Christy Stratton. "To Sirloin with Love" received a 2.9/6 rating among adults 18-49 and received positive reviews from critics.