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Yeh pichle teis saal se unwanted hai. EDM parties mein Antakshari khilwate hai. Kids party mein strippers bulwate hai. Aur kitty party mein khud chale jate hai. He is a CERTIFIED PARTY SPOILER. #quote
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Dry day ke din koi 'Aee' kar ke chillata hai to main to aise hi bhag jata hu saab. #quote
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Seller: Hua kya sahab?
Shiv: Woh main tumhe bata nahi sakta.
Seller: Accha?
SLAP
Seller: Ab?
Shiv: Main itni aasani se muh nahi kholunga
SLAP
Seller: Ab?
Shiv: Alright. Humein koi blackmail kar raha hai. #quote
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Ikkis baar Goa trip plan karke cancel karne ke baad aaj hum finally...Mount Abu jaa rahe hai. #quote
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MMR buzzed about TVF Bachelors
Kyunki bakshish ke naam pe loda kuch nahi diya aapne.
Pardon my language, magar loda kuch nahi diya aapne.
Diwali nikal gayi, Holi nikal gayi, Thanksgiving nikal gaya
Mera IS ka mains tak nikal gaya
Lekin bakshish ke naam par khamba nahi diya aaj tak aapne. #quote
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MMR buzzed about TVF Bachelors
BB: Shiv, Badri, Jassi. Daaru deni hai?
All of them: Nahin.
BB: Dusri daaru black mein kharidni hai?
All of them: Paise nahi hai.
BB: Photos ghar pahoch gaye to?
All of them: Gaand phat jayegi. #quote
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Internet pe sasta nasha type karke dekh lijiye
Teenso bawan tareekhe mil jayenge high as fuck hone ke
Aapko pata hai bread pe iodex has the potential to make you trip your balls. #quote
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MMR buzzed about TVF Bachelors
Police ko inform karne ki koshish mat kijiyega.
Kyunki uske liye main prepared nahi hun. #quote
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MMR buzzed about TVF Bachelors
Shiv: Humein chutiya banaya gaya hai.
BB: That's consistent. #quote
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MMR buzzed about TVF Bachelors
Watchman: Dry days pe koi kya chahta hai?
Jassi: Moisturiser?
Watchman: Khamba chutiye. #quote
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MMR buzzed about TVF Bachelors
Shiv: BB. Sketch.
Jassi: I think we need a better sketch artist. #quote
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