Buzz for
The Office (2005)

The worst thing about prison was the Dementors. They were flying all over the place and they were scary and then they'd come down and they'd suck the soul out of your body and it hurt! #quote

The only problem is, whenever I try to make a taco, I get too excited and I crush it. #quote

Jim: Is it me or does it smell like updog in here?
Michael: What's "updog"?
Jim: Nothing much, what's up with you?

Michael: Why do you have a diary?
Dwight: To keep secrets from my computer. #quote

Pam: Stop dating my mother!
Michael: You know what? I'm gonna start dating her even harder. #quote

Why are all these people here?
There's too many people on this earth.
We need a new plague. #quote

Okay, well, come on! Let's have an auction! Let's do this!
We'll auction off people, like in the olden days. #quote

Michael: Oh my God, Pam, those make you look so ugly. Pam, in order to get hotter, you take the glasses off. You're moving in the wrong direction...
Pam: I don't have my contacts.
Michael: I can't even hear you. it's just noise coming out of an ugly scientist. #quote

I hate so much about the things you choose to be. #quote

Pam Beesly: You came up to my desk, and you said, "This might sound weird, and there's no reason for me to know this, but that mixed-berry yogurt you're about to eat has expired."
Jim Halpert: That was the moment that you knew you liked me?
Pam Beesly: Yup.
Jim Halpert: Wow. Can we make it a different moment?
Pam Beesly: Nope. #quote