5 Things a Salman fan has to hear

By Deepak Nair | 4.0k |

1.“He can’t act. He just has a lot of crazy fans.”

He does have a lot of fans who are crazy about him and defend him vociferously. What’s wrong with that?

2.“You like him? Your favorite author must be Chetan Bhagat.”

Loving Salman Khan doesn’t make you crass or bereft of class. It just means that you like the quintessential Indian Masala entertainer genre.
Just Dabangg!!!

3.“A new Salman movie? Which South Indian movie has been remade now?”

The 100 cr+ box office collections clearly mean that North Indians like the movies too. So who’s complaining?
Yet another Remake

4.“Why can’t he dance moving more than one group of muscles at a time?”

Easier to copy for the legions of fans right?
1 Muscle Group = 1 Dance Step

5.“Why can’t he keep his shirt on?”

With a body like that, why not flaunt it?
Loading...