• Air date: 18 Mar '09 13 episodes
      Better Off Ted focuses on the protagonist, Ted Crisp, a single father and the well-respected and beloved head of a research and development department at the fictional, soulless conglomerate of Veridian Dynamics.
  • List of Episodes (13)
    • 1. Pilot

      18 Mar '09
      Ted Crisp works at Veridian Technologies in the research and development department and loves his job. However, Ted is taken aback when he learns the company has cryogenically frozen one of the scientists in his department.
    • 2. Heroes

      25 Mar '09
      Due to Phil's after effects from the cryogenic experiment, Ted tries to get him to sign a waiver to protect Veridian from possible future litigation. Elsewhere, Phil and Lem try to create beef despite having no meat in the lab.
    • 3. Through Rose Colored HAZMAT Suits

      01 Apr '09
      When Ted's nanny calls in sick, he is forced to take his daughter Rose to work where Veronica bonds with her. Meanwhile, Ted learns where he stands with Linda when her ex-boyfriend arrives in town.
    • 4. Racial Sensitivity

      08 Apr '09
      Ted discovers Veridian has a problem when their new motion detection system proves unable to recognize black people.
    • 5. Win Some, Dose Some

      15 Apr '09
      Linda is given some experimental drugs that has some unusual side effects.
    • 6. Goodbye Mr. Chips

      22 Apr '09
      Ted inadvertently deletes himself from Veridian's system when he tries to fix his employee ID, and, as the lab falls into chaos, his peers try to remedy the situation.
    • 7. Get Happy

      05 May '09
      After a survey reveals that the staff is unhappy, Veronica tries to improve their morale.
    • 8. You Are the Boss of Me

      23 Jun '09
      Lem and Phil reluctantly invite Ted to their Medieval Fight Club. Linda tries to befriend Veronica.
    • 9. Bioshuffle

      30 Jun '09
      When Veronica, Linda, and Ted end up having to share offices, tensions grow between them.
    • 10. Trust and Consequences

      14 Jul '09
      Veridian blames Linda for a perfume with unexpected side effects, and friends fall out when they're forced to testify.
    • 11. Father, Can You Hair Me?

      21 Jul '09
      A shocking piece of news impacts the rivalry between Veronica and her father, who is the CEO of another big company. Elsewhere, Ted thinks Phil and Lem's potential cure for baldness will impress his hard-to-please dad.
    • 12. Jabberwocky

      11 Aug '09
      Ted creates a phony project for Linda after she hears that Veridian is going green, which becomes problematic when other staffers want to join the cause.
    • 13. Secrets and Lives

      11 Aug '09
      The team learns a shocking secret about Veronica when an invention goes awry. Meanwhile, Linda tries to set up Ted with another woman.