• Air date: 27 Sep '12 23 episodes
      The tenth season of Two and a Half Men premiered on CBS Broadcasting Inc. on September 27, 2012, and concluded on May 9, 2013. This season aired on Thursdays at 8:30 p.m., following The Big Bang Theory, in the United States.
  • List of Episodes (23)
    • 1. I Changed My Mind About the Milk

      27 Sep '12
      Walden plans a big surprise for Zoey's birthday.
    • 2. A Big Bag of Dog

      04 Oct '12
      Zoey and Walden break up, causing Walden to experience a breakdown.
    • 3. Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt

      11 Oct '12
      Alan and Lyndsey decide to spice things up in the bedroom.
    • 4. You Do Know What The Lollipop Is For

      18 Oct '12
      Walden starts to feel his age when a friend's daughter comes to town.
    • 5. That's Not What They Call It In Amsterdam

      25 Oct '12
      Despite Alan's warnings, Walden starts dating Rose.
    • 6. Ferrets, Attack!

      01 Nov '12
      Walden must choose between Zoey and Rose.
    • 7. Avoid the Chinese Mustard

      08 Nov '12
      When Walden gets tired of the complications that come with a traditional relationship, he hires an actress to be his girlfriend; Jake plans a rendezvous with Missi (Miley Cyrus) at the beach house.
    • 8. Something My Gynecologist Said

      15 Nov '12
      Alan feels reluctant to make a commitment to Lyndsey, but an unexpected source inspires him; Walden enjoys being the boy-toy of a wealthy older woman.
    • 9. I Scream When I Pee

      29 Nov '12
      Alans famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants to reconcile; when Berta isn't interested in celebrating her birthday, Walden tries to make her day special.
    • 10. One Nut Johnson

      06 Dec '12
      Alan helps Walden create a new identity so he can avoid women who are only interested in his money.
    • 11. Give Santa a Tail-Hole

      13 Dec '12
      Walden juggles his two identities; Alan ends up alone on Christmas.
    • 12. Welcome to Alancrest

      03 Jan '13
      Alan invests Walden's money in Kate's fashion line; leading a double life takes its toll on Walden.
    • 13. Grab A Feather And Get In Line

      10 Jan '13
      Alan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity.
    • 14. Run Steven Staven! Run!

      31 Jan '13
      Alan is faced with relationship trouble when he does not give Lyndsey a key to the beach house; Walden, Alan, Herb and Billy commiserate about relationships.
    • 15. Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It

      07 Feb '13
      When Jake brings his 36-year-old girlfriend home for a visit, Alan is concerned; Walden tries to hide something from Alan.
    • 16. Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby

      14 Feb '13
      Depressed on Valentine's Day, Walden tries to talk Kate into giving him another chance; Alan's holiday plans go south.
    • 17. Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries

      21 Feb '13
      When Walden runs into his ex and they start talking about getting back together, Alan worries that she is not good enough.
    • 18. The 9:04 From Pemberton

      07 Mar '13
      After a fight with Walden, Alan decides to move in with Herb.
    • 19. Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon

      14 Mar '13
      Alan and Walden end up partying too hard as they try to cheer up Herb.
    • 20. Bazinga! That's From a TV Show

      04 Apr '13
      Walden and Alan are caught in the crossfire when Jake cheats on his girlfriend (Jaime Pressly) with her 18-year-old daughter.
    • 21. Another Night With Neil Diamond

      25 Apr '13
      Alan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him.
    • 22. My Bodacious Vidalia

      02 May '13
      With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan is faced with a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman.
    • 23. Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped

      09 May '13
      Walden dates an attractive 22-year-old (Hilary Duff), but ends up being more interested in her grandmother (Marilu Henner); Jake and Alan go on a trip.